Michael (prefadertoro) wrote in mongolians,
Michael
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The truth

There were a few things that have yet to be said, infact these are the things which make you mongolian.
1. You say the wrong thing at the wrong time. (otherwise you wouldnt be a mongolian)

2. You need to have your very own mongolian "cheerleader". (you'll notice them because they rock the invisible pom-poms)

3. You cause drama just so you can make up for it by being sweet. (It's an ancient Mongolian secret)

4. You strive for "Jedi" status but never seem to reach it. (Jedi? WTF? you are mongolian MOFO!)

5. You always seem to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. (We have trouble learning)

6. You always seem to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. (We have a real hard time learning)

7. You still say the wrong thing at the wrong time. (WTF is wrong with us? we must be mental)

8. Face the fact you will never be hip enough to shut up when needed. (It's how we are man)

9. You are EMO!!!! (except for "Michael", hes not gay like that)

10. No matter what... you will always love that girl who you hold dear to your heart.

This is the truth, EAT IT, LIVE IT, BREATHE IT!
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